hecallsmepineappleprincess:

windsofthecaspiansea:

dapperzack:

msdisneyprincess:

jacobyboyer:

msdisneyprincess:

carnationcafe:

msdisneyprincess:

tower-of-terror:

*breaks into Disneyland during the purge*

*and steals all the merch*

*save the small world children slaves*

*wear Ariel’s dress and skip around the park*

*swims in The Rivers Of America*

*climbs Sleeping Beauty Castle*

*eats all of the Mickey Premium Bars*

*slides down Splash Mountain*

*declares herself queen of Disneyland*

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starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

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einsteinsnipple:

anotherwellkeptsecret:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

earthgoth:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

23 OUT OF 36

This test made me SO MAD. I spent so much time on each question growling ‘That’s not an emotion!’

I got 34 out of 36. Maybe because I draw eyes a lot. :3

i only got 16 out or 36…

(via satans-sparklydildo)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via whjat)